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The Top 10 Weirdest Sexual Kinks

When it comes to fetishes, the list of kinks is endless.

You probably know something about the semi-normal kinks out there like feet, role play, and the typical dominant/submissive play.

But have you heard of men who like to lick eyeballs? What about women who get off to the smell of farts? Have you ever wondered whether there was a man with a specific affinity for amputees?

That’s why we compiled this list of kinks. Let’s take a look at who’s getting off to the freakiest things out there!

1. Dendrophilia

Dendrophilia falls on the list of kinks as one of the hardest to understand. It’s the technical term for the sexual attraction to trees.

Most people with this condition don’t actually try to have sex with the tree. Instead, they will stand by it and caress its bark while they pleasure themselves.

Many of them look for bulges on the tree that give them pleasure and typically have a preference for the type of tree they interact with.

2. Stimming

Stimming is a slang term for using electric shock for sexual stimulation. It is considered relatively safe and typically involves electric sex toys or electrodes strapped to someone’s body.

If you want to indulge in this practice you will have to shell out a pretty penny. Toys for this kind of play can cost as much as $750 each.

Maybe you should check out this guide and look into a sensual massage instead.

3. Avisodomy

If you have a weak stomach you may want to skip on down the list. Avisodomy is the term for having sex with birds.

This is just one of the many things on the list of kinks that has to do with animals. The larger group is referred to as bestiality or zoophilia.

It’s believed that the people with this particular fetish like the feel of the bird’s wings and the way it trembles.

Chickens are the most popular choice since they don’t fly away.

Unfortunately, if a chicken is violated in this way it will be sacrificed to the act. One famous man who has admitted to attempting such a feat is the creator of Hustler who in an interview with The Independent said he lost his virginity to a chicken at nine years old.

4. Oculolinctus

Oculolinctus is a practice that most people would certainly find strange. It involves eye-licking for sexual gratification. The weirdest part about that is you have to find someone willing to let you lick their eye.

Fortunately, this condition isn’t very common though it was considered a potential cause of a pinkeye outbreak in Japan in 2013.

5. Emetophilia

If you’ve ever searched for a deep-throat video online then you’ve probably seen at least one video with a woman vomiting in the thumbnail. But for some men, they like to take the fetish even further.

There are some couples who go to restaurants together and will pick out the food for each other.

Then after they are done eating, they will go home and vomit up their meal and the other person will eat it. All of this is done for sexual gratification.

6. Mechanophilia

Although many people have a weakness for a beautiful car, not many of them see cars in a sexual way. But for some, the vaginal-like openings in a car are too tempting to pass up.

While you might consider an obvious place to insert a Fleshlight to be the tailpipe, many many find just as much pleasure from lubing up the openings between the upholstery of their seats.

So if you get in a car and the seats are leather and seem oddly slippery, you might need to start asking some questions.

7. Formicophilia

While most people are completely disgusted by bugs, there are a rare few that find them to be a huge turn-on. They even let the bugs crawl over their genitalia for arousal.

One of the most common insects used for this purpose is snails. Apparently, they deliver an intense stimulation. In Southeast Asia, the oversupply of large snails makes this practice more common.

8. Yiffing

Many people have heard of the furries community. They are people who like to dress up in animal suits and identify themselves as different creatures at social gatherings.

In general, the furry lifestyle isn’t sexual in nature. But for a small sect, the practice of yiffing is explored. That’s the term for making love while dressed up.

9. Adult Babies

Adult babies are pretty high on the list of kinks that very few people participate in. But for those who get their jollies from pacifiers and onesies, dressing like a baby can be a coping mechanism that helps them deal with the pressures of everyday life.

It is a form of role-playing behavior that is regressive in nature. Instead of having to care for themselves, they can be infantized and have someone feed them and handle all their needs.

The majority of people who participate in this fetish are males that are in their thirties and are steadily employed. They usually have at least some college education and are often married or involved in a stable relationship.

10. Klismaphilia

Although the name doesn’t suggest it, Klismaphilia is the technical term for the fetish where someone is turned on by the use of enemas.

If you’re not sure what an enema is, that’s when someone sticks a tube into your rectum and pumps your large intestine full of fluid.

You may have seen this done on some fairly mainstream porn sites. It’s also the same procedure used by doctors before they perform a Colonoscopy.

The List of Kinks Goes On

When it comes to getting naughty in the bedrooms, humans can be very creative. That means the list of kinks is endless and ever expanding.

No matter what you want to try, it can’t be stranger than some of the fetishes talked about in this article. So why not give it a go?

If you enjoyed reading about these crazy habits, check out some of our other articles full of weird facts about sex.