love1

Week of Love: More Video Game Haikus

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, we at Leviathyn thought it fitting to dedicate this week to spending lots of mon…erm, love.  Like movies, TV and your local Wal-Mart, video games are filled with blossoming romances and sappy love stories.  As a master of the poetic arts, I took it upon myself to write some odes to our favorite video game romances.  I hope you enjoy.

 

mass_effect_3_true_love_by_vatherland-d4tneeu

Mass Effect

Love Is In The Air
Yes It Is With Liara
Blue Aliens Rule

 mario

Super Mario Bros

Chasing Bowser Now
Must Stop Him And The Princess
From Finding True Love

ride1

Ride To Hell: Retribution

Time To Meet Some Chicks!
Mature Content For The Win
We Are Fully Clothed?

 ico1

Ico

Holding Hands Is Fun
Leading You Through The Castle
I Don’t Understand

 g1

The Witcher

All The Girls Love
Me, Geralt Of Rivia
Probably My Hair

 braid1

Braid

Chasing The Princess
For Why, I Don’t Really Know
Wait…Atomic Bomb?

gears1 

Gears of War

Oh Marcus Fenix
Underneath Your Tough Façade
Just A Hole…Really?

 ffx1

Final Fantasy X

Tidus And Yuna
Commence Awkwardly Laughing
Equals Fall In Love?

dragon1

Double Dragon

Billy And Jimmy
Why Must You Fight Each Other
She Ain’t Worth It Bros.

 flap1

Flappy Bird

Others Hate You, But
Flappy Bird, You Complete Me
Wait, No I Hate You

 

If you enjoyed these, be sure to check out the rest of our tribute to Valentine’s Day in the Week of Love!  We have everything ranging from our favorite virtual getaways, to our lonely hearts club, to gamings most unconventional couples. Give them a look!



[fbcomments]