Video Game Haikus

I am a firm believer in games as an art form.  Since I’m a bit of a poet myself, I feel like I should know.  Actually, I’m being modest.  I’m approximately the fifth best poet in the United States, and have been compared to greats like William Wordsworth, William Blake and DJ Jazzy Jeff.  Some call me the songbird of my generation, but I don’t do this for the accolades.  Nay!  I create this art because I must.  Because I must…


Big Daddy Coming
Heady Philosophy Stuff
Eat Plasmid Splicer


Grunt Birthday Party
Multiplayer Matchmaking
I Need A Weapon

Madden NFL

First Down From The Ten
The Quaterback Takes The Snap
Another Pick Six…

Street Fighter

Round One, Begin, Hyah
Tatsumake Senpuu Kyen
Suck It Dhalsim

Mass Effect

Tough Choices Abound
Me And Wrex Solved Our Problems
Kaiden Had To Go

Grand Theft Auto

Too Many Missions
This City Is Way Too Big
I’ll Take The Tank, Please

Final Fantasy

Fight, Magic, Item
These Are The Things That I Love
I Just Leveled Up


Blue And Orange Portals
There Is No Cake And GLaDOS
Why Won’t You Talk, Chell?

World of Warcraft

Azeroth Today
It Isn’t The Place It Was
For The Horde, B**ches

Resident Evil

Zombies And Puzzles
The Master Of Unlocking
What Is Going On?